PLEASE GAS UP

I was running low on gas so I decided to drop by the nearest Gas station. I parked the car, turned off the engine and got out. Then I saw this:

"Hubby, please get out of the car and gas up for me."

The hubby was wondering why since I normally don't mind gassing up on my own.

This is why:
I didn't know how to work the friggin' thing!!! (Yes, even after reading the instructions!)

It's not my fault I got spoiled by the new gas pumps where I just swipe my card and voila! I can gas up! How old is this thing anyway?! You can't even pay at the pump!